The 3rd Annal Udder Jism Nuclear Ho Birthday Trail!

Trail #342: Sterling, VA

January 6, 2009
 

 Happy Birthday F*ck you Udder & Nuclear!!

Actually it is more of a f*ck you Little C*ck That Won't. You see Little C was bragging about running his first two 5K's within a week of each other at just under a 7 minutes/mile pace. Unfortunitely for Little C he was bragging to this weeks hares who really wanted to focus more on their birthdays than running... So they signed him up.  Of course that was before they realized that he is practically a virgin hare (only hared once over three years ago)

In all seriousness Udder is one of the most experienced SH*Tty hares, Nuclear is an overly maticulous detail oriented super geek, and at least in his mind Little C is one fast SH*Tter.   

Cum out and help us snare two virgin hares Just Jolie and Just Little C*ck That Won't.

 
Hares:
Just Jolie, Little Cock That Won't, The Udder Ho & Nuclear Jism
 
Location:

Start is at the commuter lot on 606 in Sterling, VA. The intersection of Lockridge & Moran Rd.

Trail 342

 
Directions:
from the east:
Take 267 W to 28N
Go West on 606
Make a right on Moran Rd
You'll see the lot on your left
Park and look for wankers

Cheapskate directions from the east:
Take route 7 W to 28 S
Go West on 606
Make a right on Moran Rd
You'll see the lot on your left
 Park and look for wankers

Directions from the south:
Take 28 N
Go West on 606
Make a right on Moran Rd
You'll see the lot on your left
Park and look for wankers

Directions from the west:
Take 7 E to 28 S
Go West on 606
Make a right on Moran Rd
You'll see the lot on your left
 Park and look for wankers

Alternative directions from the west:
Take 50 E to 28 S
Go West on 606
Make a right on Moran Rd
You'll see the lot on your left
Park and look for wankers

 
Notes:
Live A to A trail. Cold? probably, Rain? maybe, Dark? absolutely. Bring flashlights, something warm to change into and what ever undrinkable beers in your fridge that you can't bring yourself to throw out... We have birthdays to toast.

Or call 202.PUD.JAM0 #13 for directions

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